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gingerninja
 Post subject: First Michael Jackson Joke
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:33 pm 
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"The Los Angeles coroner has confirmed pop singer Michael Jackson is dead after he was found not breathing at his home." - Stuff.co.nz

Rumour is he choked on a little boy.
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Michael Jackson's family have donated his body to lego, apparently they are going to melt his body down so little boys can still play with him

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When Farah Fawcett
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She wished for all the
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So God killed
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Michael Jackson's family aren't sure whether to bury him or put him out with the recycling.
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Mcdonalds have come up with a commemorative burger...

A spokesman when pressed on just what will be in it admitted that it will essentially be "A 50 year old piece of meat between two 7 year old buns"

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Reports of Michael Jackson dieing of a heart attack are INCORRECT. He was found in the childrens ward having a STROKE...

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Jockeys at tomorrows flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

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Dazzzler wrote:
Reports of Michael Jackson dieing of a heart attack are INCORRECT. He was found in the childrens ward having a STROKE...



Oh shit i wet myself!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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What a coincidence that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day - One slept with Majors; the other slept with Minors...
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tazbubz
 Post subject: Re: First Michael Jackson Joke
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gingerninja wrote:
"The Los Angeles coroner has confirmed pop singer Michael Jackson is dead after he was found not breathing at his home." - Stuff.co.nz

Rumour is he choked on a little boy.


isn't that suppose to be "he chocked on 12 Year old nuts"?
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Alex
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Michael Jackson died at 3.15pm, that's when the big hand touches the little hand!
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What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?


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